Bruce Carleton, mandarin, points the way.

be sure to say "MEE-AH-NUS"
What do you suppose the next exit on the Hershey Highway north from North Mianus is? South Prostate? Bear right for the High Colonic Turnpike.

(as if by magic)

the magic of modern technology

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