Bruce Carleton, mandarin, points the way.
"PUNK"
MUTANT MONSTER BEACH PARTY THEME SONG
by Joey Ramone, John Holmstrom & Legs McNeill
Gidget is a Midget compared to my heart-throb

She's a Stingray baby with a Shindig nose job!

She wears a neat bikini when she drag races around

At the big bonfire I run a pipeline through her mounds

Come to the Mutant Monster Beach Party with me!

The girls out there knock me out you know

But we can't go surfin' 'cause it's twenty below

Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun oh baby!

Fun fun fun fun come on baby with me!

I got my GTO and my dual CB!

Come to the Mutant Monster Beach Party with me!

The girls out there knock me out you know

But we can't go surfin' 'cause it's twenty below

Fun fun fun, fun fun fun!

Oh Baby! Fun fun fun fun fun! Fun!

Fun fun, come on baby with me!

I put a whammy on my mammy 'cause my go granny goes!

I steal my smokes form Eric Von Zephyr--a guy who really knows!

I got a fuel-injected custom job--a mean hunk of wood!

Casablanca - Pasadena, she drives real good!

I dig moondoggies with big nose cones!

Put my shark between her bongos and start to foam!

And if I catch a burger when my skateboard flies

She'll lick off my burning rubber pus!

It makes her real high!

I got my GTO and my dual CB!

Come to the Mutant Monster Beach Party with me!

The girls out there knock me out you know!

But we can't go surfin' 'cause it's twenty below!

Fun fun fun fun! Fun fun oh baby!

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